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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Butterbaby, Temite... this is for u!

if this isnt love
tell me what it is...
... Jennifer Hudson "if this isnt love"

So I've been awake at 1am, then 3am this morning, wanting to talk to a certain someone... someone I've spent at least 360 out the last 1656 hours of this year communicating with in every possible way available to us at this time... yet I think I dont really know what LOVE is... can someone pls define love for me?

There are many things I've wanted to write this past few weeks, but my lazy ass just wont convert words from my brain through my hands to posts! now I do not even know where to start from.

Let me quickly introduce my two baby sisters on blogsville, two young ladies who make me wish I actually had sisters in real life and are both so real, sweet and interesting... Buttercup and Temite (she hasnt agreed to be my baby sis yet, but I'm adopting her by force...lol).

I have a thing for adopting people, which is interesting because I come from a large family, so I shouldn't be looking to add to it ryt? but that's the way I was configured jare, I wont even pretend to understand myself sometimes...lol

I want to have sex!

There, I said it! In this age and time where people are abstaining and Afrobabe is putting the fear of God and sex into hearts with her latest post, Smaragd is thinking seriously about losing the Vee and getting it over with. Of course it's not that I plan to put up a sign saying " Virgin seeks strong man to pop her cherry" or anything, I'm just saying what's been going on in my head to you my cyber-family that's all.

Can somebody tell me why nigerians have to write IELTS? after all, we were colonized by the Brits. I just find it exasperating and degrading sef, after all, i dont think people from Ivory Coast and other french speaking countries need to write any french exam before going for their master's in France... mcheeew. Anyway, I sha wrote the blasted exam on Saturday, made a new friend at the center and met a cute british council invigilator too...wink.

Anyway, in this spirit of randomness and long posts, lemme gist u guys about my shopping date with the newly emancipated Fantasy Queen...yup, FQ...

First off, that cute babe and I worked in the same office building for three months, the same floor! without ever running into each other until my last day at work! can u beat that? well, we finally did and she invited me to Le Petit Marche, where there were several things to taunt my dry pocket (since I already indulged in some Bukky De La Zaria delights a few weeks ago). I had fun, FQ is not only cute, she is delightful!and I hope we get to do that again soon, though I will definitely leave my cheque book, ATM card and petty cash at home next time...lol. FQ is just what my droll social life needs. Thanx for a fun day sweetie.

What else? oh, work! yea, work's been a mix, i'll decide how much fun i'm having after my first pay day here...lol. There's a lot to learn and I now work in the most organized environment ever, so no room for silly errors.

That's it for now my pretties, it's 4:54am and I need to get ready for work, I resume 6:30am now! pauvre Smaragd *bats lashes*

p.s. My blogtwinny, Ibiluv, has an amazing voice! I could listen to her talk for hours...lol

p.p.s. Incognaija, I hope your e-heart's gained momentum again now...lol

Bis irgendwann, tchuss! mwah!

40 comments:

bumight said...

u want to have sex? really?? and u hung out with cuz? so what did u buy for me?

Smaragd said...

Bumightbaby, I am officially afraid of u! that post just hit the web a minute ago!lol, and seeing as it is 11pm ur time too! yes i want to have sex and ur cuz and I bought sweet for u...lol... maybe we just myt get u one of the hooded woudin dresses...maybe...

Temite said...

YAY. I AM GETTING ADOPTED!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! Sister Smar, how are you. awwwwwww this is so sweeeet. Gosh see my tearing up. Gosh so like how old are u? And Buraxxx is like I think a couple of months younger than me. So I am her senior and oh how are you sef? cuz I may just be the older sister. and you know so many bloggers...and you are going to England to study for your masters? I think I sahll just send you an email tomorrow. tis mi bed time.

Funms-the rebirth said...

im sure u feel better after letting out ur desire for sex...lol....

Im still finsing the definition of love.. right now i have only the bitter definition. can i be adopted too?

InCogNaija said...

I dont even know where to begin to comment... erm, ok
first i will like to formally submit a request to be adopted too. seeing as you r trying to become the "Angelina Jolie" of Blogville, adopting as a hobby.
And YES...momentum is back in my e-heart...now its going kpo kpo di kpo kpo...

O'Dee said...

Will you adopt me???

Seems you are ready to pop the Vee, hold on a bit 4 the someone, to make it special.

LusciousRon said...

How come I am niot been adoprted? Anyhoos we are already taurean sisters! You resume at 6:30? That is way too early.

I was at that stage not too long ago. It was a good decision for me. Couldn't have chosen a better candidate for the job.

RocNaija said...

Have I ever mentioned I bear a striking resemblance to Madonna's David... or is it the other way round now?
Adorable eyes.. white teeth.. eats his vegetables...
Just so you'd know.. ;)

You're thinking of sex.. so you try blog-o-therapy.. works everytime..

Afrobabe said...

Ha, after telling you you cancel out a whole LGA of eligible husbands to be and you get spiritually bonded to them you still want to do...Bio nothing can scare u more...lol..

seriously though it isn't worth it...you can make out and have fun without any actual penetration...

FQ is a cool, down to earth kid...

Zena said...

I have been abandoned all in one year by you again Smaragd, Aye mi

StandTall-The Activist said...

I dotn get the TOEFL or IELTS either. We were colonized for God sake!

Well, I am forcing TEMITE Adoption too o. She must gree!

If you want to have sex go ahead (lol) Liberate yourself ( bad advice huh)?

Yes o we have a common friend in T. He is the only great Ife friend that I have on Feb 27th (lol). So do you work together?

CaramelD said...

Wow! That is so scary! I was thinking the exact same thing just yesterday! After years of not being that fussed I suddenly can't sit still. I want to discard my V plates (as we say) LOL!

My friend's theory is that women sexually peak in their 30's and since I'm 27 (and my body is very smart and advanced)it's now my turn hehehehehe!

flabby said...

random!!i like random (actually isnt this comment slightly random)

Shubby Doo said...

temite has agreed for u o!

Smaragd honey do what you feel is right when u feel it is right...don't just loose it...i can look back and say i have no regrets about mine...make sure u can say the same

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

I liked this post, random and all.

Buttercup and temite are absolute sweethearts! I don't know them, but you can just tell.

So you want to give up the V? Well, I would tell you to hold on, but, well, I will only say give it up to the right person.

You know Fantasy Queen? Cool beans.

mizchif said...

Hmmm...meeting up and going shopping...my kind of date any day!

As for u wanting to have sex....hmmmm...naughty, naughty!!!

Just...Toluwa said...

i want a big sis too! Adopt me pwease! *batting eyelids and making baby noises*.

sex? hmm...

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Numba 8!!!!I'm so stoked!!!!!Ok I'm calm
Kip ur Vee for d rght person...u wil love urself for it...dat said wen d rite person does come PLS feel free to act all wanton in desire...

Uzezi said...

adopt all you can o.
and please dont have sex. if u have waited this long??? it aint easy but then....

when next u enter church pls get the message 'the body and character'

so wetin you buy for me now?

Uzezi said...

@ O'Dee? Oluwadee is now O'Dee? where the hell have i been?

exschoolnerd said...

very random post

lol @ INCOG'S COMMENT...everyone wants to get adopted...

so what r u going to do abt getting some?

Smaragd said...

Temite baby, yes u are already adopted!I am like a couple of years older than Burrax...lol, so i'm def older. hope u slept well sis..mwah!

Funms, of course u can be adopted sweetie, there's always room in our family for more. please dont close ur heart o, ref: ur avatar!

Incognaija, seeing as i already have three brothers, i would only adopt u as my blogboo!how about that? now ur e-heart must be doing flip-flops! lol

O'Dee, adopt a whole mrs. rabbi? as what now? ok, as my blog best friend!lol. the reason i want to pop the Vee so bad is cuz i just myt have met the special someone...

Luscious Ron, u garrit! we are taurean sisters baby, we so rock! lol. hmmm... that is one lucky someone!

Rocnaija, how can I not adopt u after that description? u'll be a contender with InCog as my blogboo if u dont mind...lol. blog-otherapy? cld u pls explain?

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

Make sure the popping of the cherry is with the right person and that it feels right.

I will only ask to be adopted after you tell me how much you gross per month lol I want to be the next David Banda, I will be damned if i die in poverty lol

Smaragd said...

Afro, why now? y u not approving? 6yrs of making out can get boring u know...lol

Zena, I could never abandon u if i tried sissy! u were my first sissy, u, zephi nd qomc remember? lai lai, i fitn't...wink!

Standtall, T was my boss at my very first job, a wonderful man too! i still call him boss sef...lol. i like ur advise...lmao

CaramelD, imagine that! i'm 25, i guess we are experiencing similar stuff. i say lose the V plates!lol

Flabby, i see u are just enjoying randomness everywhere! what's up with u?

ShubbyDoo, awww, thanx amiga, mwah!

RocNaija said...

You sure you can handle two?!
What's that saying now..?
"Too much for one man but not enough for two"

Freaksho said...

putting up a post saying you want to have sex is like standing on a cliff and announcing that you are going to jump.
dont announce.just jump.

rayo said...

babe! now all the blog boys'll b runnin after u. temite hold fba well well oh

StandTall-The Activist said...

Oh, awesome

FineBoy Agbero said...

Please have sex!!!!!

..with me!

(I'm sure ur newly adopted sis, my delectable wife, won't mind.)

AlooFar said...

I came here to preach the word of God, please your vee till eternity.

doll said...

Don’t have sex…YET

ibiluv said...

Freak's comment is to be expected

Afro's....did someone steal her password to log onto blogsville

Twinny....thunda fire those peopel for making take the blasted exam...do they mean we need english exams...i dare say hel no...not us

me love to *him*.......

about loosing it.....i wish u all u wish urself and more.....

*blush*...now u had to go talk about this frog voice of mine again......before you all start wondering...........

i sound like peaches.....*fluttering eyelashes*

CaramelD said...

LOL @ Freaksho! Sex is unlike jumping off a cliff, because she can't 'jump' alone!

Smaragd said...

SSD, cool beans?! did u learn that from TK or TE? lmao! i think i myt have met that special someone actually... wink

Mizchif, then u are welcome to join us next time, be warned tho, keep ur checkbook at home!

Just Toluwa, with this endlessly cute profile picture, how could i resist u? welcome to the family!

Qube... lol. thanx, that's what i think i'm about to do, give it up to the ryt person. and i'll def keep ur advice in mind!

Uzezi, ok mummy. i bought u Sweet...lol

XSN, my heart's large enuf to adopt them all!lol. about getting some, i'm getting ready.

Smaragd said...

Miss DM, yes ma. my bank balance now will have u running in the opposite direction BUT in a few years/ u'll def be back babe! and if i dont adopt u now, i wont adopt u then...lol

Roc, I am sure i can handle it...lol

Fraksho, there u go again o wise one! CaramelD has answered u on my behalf...lol

Rayo, lol, wouldnt touch FBA with a 10ft pole, he's my bro-in-law now.

Standtall, yup! awesome, awesome!!

FBA, shame on u, u bloody polygamist!lol. dont u know i'm ur sis-in-law now? i'll make sure my sis leaves u if u come on to me one more time! agbaya.

Aloofar, gee, thanx for being a prophet... of doom! lol

Doll, why? please tell me?

Ibiluv, i'm beginning to think someone stole Afro's password too..lol
serious thunder fire them! mchew. dont mind Freak aka "Sarcasmus". and yes, u actually sound like Peaches! that's the perfect description...lol

CaramelD, thanx babe, for giving that old man the retort i couldnt!

Afrobabe said...

lmao...no one stole my password oh...it's me...DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buttercup said...

awwwwwww big sis!!! u shud see me grinning like i was just given a million pounds..lol *hugs*

i really dont think love has a definition..but i guess when u do feel it, u wud know..

i really wonder why we have to take such exams o..how did it go anywayz??

glad u had fun with FQ..Ibiluv sure sounds like she has a pleasant voice!

as for u still holding on to the Vee..wow, my admiration for u has just gone up a million notches! please, dont lose it to the wrong person, if u really cant wait!!!

mwah!

aloted said...

Wait wait wait! pls. you have waited this long u can still wait more..it pays to wait

if afrobabe can say wait...then omo wait o...lol...the elders have spoken

seriousily though, i think the soulsistas need to do a blog entry on waiting till marriage.

love waits! thats my definition ;-)

meanwhile i have a random question for you- totally unrelated to this. may i pls have ur email addy. or email me at aloted@hotmail.com. thanks!

Writefreak said...

Hmmm...i don't think i've ever commented here before but i think i'm going to do it today because you touched a subjecgt very dear to my heart.

Sex is very good and it's enjoyable but darling please, please and please, wait! You've waited this long, it won't kill you to wait till you're married. I know you prolly think kini big deal but sex is a spiritual thing and you should wait to do it with the right person

True love waits like aloted said...i waited for marriage and i have never regretted it...i was in a relationship with my husband for 6 years and over before we got married and it was just the best sex ever when we eventually got to after marriage.

Please wait! Don't do it just yet!

Much love!

Tigeress said...

U too got a blogtwinny (i like that word). Shona is definitely mine. I spoke to her for the 1st time yesterday- and her voice too sounds nice and younger than her age. hehehehehe