“Here’s looking at you kid”
- Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
I have a mutant gene!
There! I said it *sigh*
Can somebody please tell me where to find Professor Xavier?
Okay, here’s why I think I have a mutant gene.
I sleep when …
… I drink coffee
… I drink energy drinks
e.g. last night after working like a dog all day, I got home at about 21hrs, and found a can
of Power Horse in the fridge, so I decided to put my mutant gene to the test. The Can reads “for sportsmen, lovers (hm.. *lascivious look*)” blah, blah, gives high energy (or whatever), in short, it should rattle one’s nerves enough to keep one awake and highly strung!
So I pop the can and guzzle down the foul tasting liquid, expecting to be awake all night. I slot in my “Ugly Betty” dvd and proceed to watch, THEN I start dozing! I wake up and check the time, 6am! Even now as I type these words, I still feel like curling up and sleeping.
I sleep fitfully when …
… I take sleeping pills
I once had a nasty bout of cold for which a concerned aunty gave me a couple of Tylenol PM pills AND Lexotan (both of them known to knock her out as though dead when she’s having issues). So, I take these pills and turned in for the night... and kept turning and tossing through the entire night! I was up by 3am!
Last week, I had another awful head cold which I really needed to get rid of because of all the events I had lined up for the weekend (which I’ll blog about layta). So I bought Actifed, the strongest one I could find, and everyone warned me not to take it until night because it would make a zombie of me. I complied and only took this miracle pill after 6hrs of dancing and organizing at our TGIF and… u guessed right. I slept a 12 midnight and woke up at 4am! After warning everyone in my household not to bug me till Clean Up aka “environmental” was over.
A concerned guy suggested a good bout of sex (of course he was volunteering to help me! Mr. nice guy that he is *rolling my eyes*), now I am afraid to try that out, I’m sure y’all understand why! *biting my nails now*
Can somebody tell me why I shouldn’t seek out the X-men? Maybe the dysfunctional reaction to sleep enhancers could be considered a special power *silly grin*
as per the Humphrey Bogart quote? irrelevant!
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
Blog Schmog II
Posted by Smaragd at 09:46:00
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6 comments:
hmmmm tough one...I also have the problems of sleeping pills not working for me.....the day I take them is the day I will remain awake till dawn...
Coffee and energy drinks work wonders though...
SEX....sex....sex...now you have confused me...
ok sex, I dont sleep after sex...need to wind down gradually so might not be worth it for u...
but seems to me u r looking for a reason to have sex...just do it if u want..
Hahahahahahaha! LMAO! I think we share the same mutant gene..but wait oh...where did you get the Ugly Betty DVD...am jealous! Better lock your door tonight cos am coming to steal the whole lot!
@ afrobabe, so u probably have a half mutant gene too...lol
what i meant about the sex bit was that i wldna bother trying it as a sleep enhancer,cuz knowing my system, i'll prob be awake for yonks after.
@Ollay, good to meet u O thou of same gene, glad to know am not alone.
the ugly betty dvd? this is naija now, whenever u come home, u'll find season 1 and 2 all over lag, esp in traffic...lol. Mine are in a safe place...lol
Hope the FBI isnt reading this *eyes darting around anxiously*
the only time tylenol pm doesnt work for me is when i've got the cramps..i keep tossing and turning and groaning...might have as well just gulped down the t-extra.
if you interested you could have your people talk to my people who'll talk to me and i'll get you a place with the x-men...deal?
dont listen to afrobabe...trust me on this one...lol
@smaragd
(in old chinese voice)
whats this? this whole blog is about sex????
Hmph!
Hey, don't knock the sex suggestion 'til you try it.
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